Good News for die Mannschaft

Well, in the World Cup, the US is on to the round of 16, along with England. In fact, we won the group! We'll probably face Serbia, which should also be quite interesting. They are fast, talented, and have a good goalkeeper. Everything hangs on the Germany-Ghana and the Australia-Serbia games later tonight. As for our opponent, Paul the Octopus anticipates a German victory over the Ghanaians, and he's right 80% of the time. Indeed, he's two for two this year so far.

So there you go. Never let it be said that this blog isn't open-minded about cephalopod insights.